Category: Humorous

Thonn Day

Thonn Day

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It never struck me as weird that he was a dozen years older than me, but wasn’t any more mature. You think hurricanes are caused by some giant eyeball ship in the sky. I swivelled round on my stool and looked up at him. ‘Take a hike, why don’t you, old man? Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. He follows her and finds his ex-girlfriend and that the little girl is his daughter.
Making Money: A Novel of Discworld

Making Money: A Novel of Discworld

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Check Stats Each sport has its own Player Values, released annually, so your class can draft players within a salary cap.... Are you the GM of a pen & paper RPG, currently in urgent need of names for a group of elves, dwarves, orcs, etc.? Realistic fiction for young adults attempts to treat candidly and with respect the problems that belong specifically to them in today's world. Many of our posters feature humorous animations and slogans on a variety of topics. In others, the uncanny reigns and the human is decentered — whether we’re talking about a disturbing imaginary friend or a weaponized cat.
The Mogollon News

The Mogollon News

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Kaz is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. I'm afraid we have to let you go.' 'Just for that?' 'That, and stealing my best quarterback.' Do not attempt to print these images onto some product that you intend to sell. Zack reveals being in SOLDIER, and she apologizes. Books that earned the Kirkus Star with publication dates between November 1, 2015, and October 31, 2016 (see FAQ for exceptions), are automatically nominated for the 2016 Kirkus Prize, and the winners will be selected on November 3, 2016, by an esteemed panel composed of nationally respected writers and highly regarded booksellers, librarians and Kirkus critics. — Darcie Chan, independent author of The Mill River Recluse, which sold more than 500,000 copies Kaag's lively prose, acute self-examination, unfolding romance, and instructive history of philosophy as a discipline make for a surprisingly absorbing book.
Oxford's Blues: A Modern Grail Myth (Oxford's Blues Trilogy)

Oxford's Blues: A Modern Grail Myth (Oxford's Blues Trilogy)

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In Peter Beagle's novelette Two Hearts, nine-year-old Sooz sets off alone to free her village from a murderous gryphon. This book functions on multiple levels, ministering to the spirit as well as the mind, and an astute reader will glean something from every one of them. Put five minutes into naming your team and you’ll have a memorable franchise. Jump Ball: A Basketball Season in Poems, by Mel Glenn, and Rimshots capture a sense of motion with the creative layout of words on the pages.
Tales from the County Hell

Tales from the County Hell

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The story takes place in 1866 at the tip of the Marin Headlands in Northern California. No “vignettes” or slice-of-life type of stories. Wedding readings could be from poems, song lyrics, books, films, religious try. Although this has become more common in recent years, it wasn't back in the early 80s when these were written. At Cricket Books, Saller finds that inexperienced science fiction and fantasy writers waste creative energy thinking up quirky names for characters that are purely good or evil, rather than complex people with whom readers can sympathize. "They are too often content with one-dimensional characters and plots that depend on coincidence." "Let readers see the possibilities of life in space–but also have an emotionally involving story with characters they can identify with," says Vetter. "For fantasy, our readers especially like high fantasy.
Changing Wax

Changing Wax

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Published by Sky Pony Press. (YA). “The Book Jumper” by Mechthild Gläser. It was a series bold enough to ask you to sympathize with identity-stealing villains, then ballsy enough to ask you to identify with terrorists and religious fanatics during a time of real-life war. Published by Orbit. (MISC / HF / US Debut). “Children of Exile” by Margaret Peterson Haddix. This is a classical fantasy thing involving magic, orcs and heroes. Celtic Fantasy: Many Fantasy settings have been in, or inspired by, Dark Age Celtic cultures, thus having been led to the specific sub-genre of “Celtic Fantasy.” Think The Mists of Avalon.
Calentirrian D'Versi and his Startling Stratagem for

Calentirrian D'Versi and his Startling Stratagem for

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Dork Tower follows a set (a party?) of friends, glorious geeks all, as they delve into all manner of geek culture and fandom, and possible unrequited love. Satirical: Historically often involving a political or societal theme. Chicago Blackhawks fans can find fantasy hockey teams names for their Blackhawks right here. This book will remind readers (any who need reminding) that Klosterman is one of our most insightful critics of pop culture. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.
The Mortal Prince

The Mortal Prince

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If you have questions, comments, or suggestions, send them to our staff at editor@podcastle.org. She appears in the second 300 film, and now you can make her appearance your own by wearing this 300 Rise of an Empire Queen Gorgo Costume. Google+ is surely girding its loins for the influx of leagues that use their Hangouts to get drunk and draft teams live together, though they be separated by miles and countries and whatever the hell language Peanuts speaks.
Legends of Lasniniar: A Close Shave (The World of Lasniniar)

Legends of Lasniniar: A Close Shave (The World of Lasniniar)

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Most of the winners of the Big Brother Awards are the types of companies and individuals that tend to fly under the radar, but there have been some well-known recipients. Distinguished guests, those of lesser distinction, and those of no distinction at all…… Family, relatives, (new and old), in-laws and outlaws, friends, friends of friends, and freeloaders Welcome to our wedding reception.... [tags: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches] A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the Groom - A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the Groom I've put a bit of a speech together today, but after the previous speaker put us all to sleep I'll try to make mine a bit more interesting and entertaining.
Rooted

Rooted

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If you live in Texas, there are several books on Texas place names. It's also a great time to use insult to distract your opponents. She brings the levity and wit of Lemony Snicket into a story less dolorous but equally rousing. Find Knights of the Kitchen Table at your local library. He is from a real cornfield, but he springs to life and goes on many dangerous adventures. A cartoonist draws faces and figures on a blackboard - and they come to life. I understand that my rights to have a say in matters pertaining to decorating are revoked.... [tags: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches] Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom - Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen.